mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

catsurbate:

hilaryclintit:

foodchewer:

imagine an ocean full of coca cola

is pepsi okay

pepsea

succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

zaliti:

Flirting 101

zaliti:

Flirting 101

surprisebitch:

In France, to say “80”, the French people say “quatre-vingt” which translates to “4 20” and i think that is really beautiful

brony-friendzoney-420:

crimewave420:

dangergays:

just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

ok but imagine your crush actually being a sweet ass monster truck with flame decals

SICK

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